Between the Higher Ups

Technically, this is a spoiler... But... if you haven't read Sherrilyn Kenyon's Dark Hunter series, you probably won't get it.

Those gentlemen (if you would call them that) are Savitar and Acheron (aka, Ash).

I Savitar. He's so spiffy. He hangs out on a beach all day and always wears white. Totally living the dream.

But yes. If you ever want to get an all-powerful god drunk, give him sprite...